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The 2015 Patsy Ratings - Fordham's Class of 2019

The businesswoman who looked suspiciously like Nicki Minaj was packing her suitcase. Art sighed, again. "We're done here," the businesswoman said.  We can stop the work.  Fordham's won.  Head coach Joe Moorhead won the Patriot League last year, the Patsy Points this year, and, for all we know, has won the annual Patriot League head coaching marble championship, too." "THIS IS A JOB WE NEED TO DO TO THE FINISH," Art said ominously.  One more squad, one more final revision, and we're done for another year.  Coach Moorhead certainly seems like he has a lot of marbles in his pocket, but we need to figure out exactly how many." "All I know is I'm fairly certain you'll find something bad to say about THIS class too," the businesswoman said. "You know me well," Art said.

LFN Lunchtime Reading, 5/21/2015

I'm thinking about starting something daily during the work week - a section of five lunchtime reading links I found interesting. Most times these will involve the Patriot League, FCS football, college football, or something else that I find interesting or amusing. Let's get right to it: Your LFN lunchtime reading for today.

The 2015 Patsy Ratings - Bucknell's Class of 2019

The businesswoman who looked suspiciously like Nicki Minaj broke out the pink champale, something that made Art very angry. "What the eff... are you doing?" he angrily asked. "Aren't we done?" she said, almost levitating off the ground. "NO!" Art said.  "There are two teams left to do.  I know these have been a grind - and it's taken us an unnaturally long time to do these - but there's really only two left." Art looked at the spreadsheets again, his eyes uncomfortably glancing at the bottom drawer where he knew the Corvousier was kept. "Two more," he said as much to himself as he did the businesswoman with the champale.  "Two more, then we can get to our summer plans." The businesswoman sighed.   "Bucknell," she said. "Yes, Bucknell," Art said.  "The surprise of 2014, the team that was one play away from knocking off the eventual champions.  While they won't be an