Lehigh Football Nation

Carolyn Schlie Femovich has decided to step down as the Executive Director of the Patriot League on July 31, 2015, it was announced Wednesday by Patriot League Council of Presidents Chairman Dr. Cornelius M. Kerwin, president at American University. Femovich is the League's fourth Executive Director and has been in the position as the League's longest serving Executive Director since taking the position in 1999. She'll be a tough act to follow. "It has been my privilege to serve as the League's Executive Director and work on behalf of such distinguished academic institutions that are committed to the scholar-athlete model for intercollegiate athletics," said Femovich. "I am especially proud of the outstanding educational and personal experiences the League provides to thousands of student-athletes each year. It has been an honor and source of pride to represent the League and its unwavering commitment to high academic achievement and success in

Art heard a knock on the door.  He thrust open the door, but there was nobody there to be seen. Looking down, he saw an envelope. "The Committee," it simply read on the back, with a bar code and "100% completion", written in block letters, on the back. A chill went up Art's spine as he opened the letter, which had the scent of minty freshness. "Is it those Hamiltonians trying this stuff again?" a businesswoman looking suspiciously like Nicki Minaj said once again. Art's voice trembled as he read the letter. "In order to have the Colgate recruiting class at 100% completion," he read, "you need to add these extra names to the end of the list." There was a pause as Art  read the block letters of the recruits listed in the letter, as he made sure  both deadbolts on the door were locked and in place. "And to think," Nicki said, "these guys have the best toothpaste anywhere."