So you're trying to make your afternoon plans, and you're not a hotel in Durham, New Hampshire, preparing your tailgate. You've heard that the game is going to be on something called the "American Sports Network" - but you've scrolled through your cable guide, checked the internet, or flicked through all the stations. Nothing called the "American Sports Network" shows up. That's because the "American Sports Network" only produces the games. The broadcasts end up on a maze of local affiliates across the country. So the question remains: At 3:30, how do I watch the game? Of course. That's why you're here.