With the businesswoman that looked uncannily like Nicki Minaj, he was staring... staring... staring at some webpage with the latest Lafayette recruits on Rivals.
Eventually the numbers blurred, becoming more and more blurry, until...
"Wake up!" the businesswoman said.
Art's head shot up from the keyboard, awoken from a strange dream.
He dreamed that the businesswoman had become a full-fledged Lafayette Leopard fan, complete with crazy hair and very high heels.
"We need to get this done!" the businesswoman said. "Stop napping! Get back to work!"
"Sure thing," Art said, as he deleted his browsing history, and returned to his spreadsheet. Much to his surprise, his analysis of the Leopard's Patsy Rating was complete.
Another thing of note of this class is the presence of two *** recruits, something that is a rarity in the Patsy Ratings. Art liked that aspect of the class - with several of the recruits, demonstrable quality.
|Art doesn't seem completely satisfied|
Yet Art still wasn't completely satisfied with this group, either.
For one, the small overall size of this class - 18 - seemed only barely enough to cover the needs of the Leopards, especially considering that the Spotted Maroons did, after all, have a losing record last season. It's one thing to get 18 recruits if you're the defending champs, and quite another when you're well behind the team that was the Patriot League champion last season.
The other aspect that troubled Art was the concentration of star points and quality points in a handful of players. That's not to say that non-starred players couldn't emerge and become superstars - that happens with every Patsy class - but such concentration generally isn't the sign of a great overall Patsy Point class. Art felt like it just wasn't enough considering what Lafayette needed.
PATSY POINT CALCULATION
QUALITY = 34. The good news, Nicki said, was that the Eastonians got a fairly good overall number in the quality department. But, as Art was very quick to point out, the quality point number fell off 11 points from last season.
While the overall conversion rate of "recognized recruits" was still fairly high, at 55.5% (or 10/18), 23 of the 34 points came from exactly three recruits. While it's good that the Kitties got some high-quality prospects, it's the lack of points from the rest of the class that concerned Art.
CLASS SIZE = 2. 18 recruits barely met the "replacement" requirement, Art again pointed out, much to the annoyance of Nicki.
DISTRIBUTION = 9. All bases were covered, including kicker, giving the Spotted Maroons the full allotment of points in this category.
|Better hope these aren't the speediest members of the class|
TRIGGER = 1. Not that it was a huge need area for the Leopards, but Art saw that Lafayette had one QB prospect that fogged a mirror with one recruiting service, yielding one Trigger point.
"There just aren't enough of them," Art drily noted, with Nicki shooting daggers at him with her eyes.
NEEDS = 7 (of 14): The Committee, over their warbly intercom, agreed with Art in the sense they were less than impressed with the meeting of Lafayette's stated need areas.
OL = 3 (of 5). "The guys they got were impressive," the voice crackled, "but there weren't nearly enough of them to meet the requirements." Art nodded his head in approval.
DL = 2 (of 3). "Same story. Great quality few bodies," a third voice repetitively said of Lafayette's third requirement.
COMMITTEE ADJUSTMENT: Nicki paced around impatiently. "Can't we just get on with it?" she said, of the final word on Lafayette's potential committee adjustment. "We get it. We GET IT! Lafayette's class has concentrated quality but not enough bodies. You said it over... and over... and OVER... in your assessment."
Art peered at Nicki through his glasses. "I think there should be a negative adjustment here, and here's my reasoning. You need depth and bodies at certain positions, and while this class has merits, depth and bodies isn't it. That's critical in case Mr-Three-Stars gets hurt, or transfers to play at Lehigh. What happens to the class? I'll answer that question for you - disaster, that's what."
|Get on with it, already!|
An intercom voice piped up. "But you don't know what's going to happen. Maybe Mr-Three-Stars becomes a freshman starter and becomes an ironman on the line for four straight years. This isn't about what actually happens. This is about potential, and this team does have potential."
"So let's give school in the Patsy Ratings a trophy," Art cynically noted.
Nicki sighed. "Personally I don't see anything that leads me to adjust it one way or another. I don't see anything really over- or under-represented in this class. It seems about right to me."
The rest of the Committee agreed.
COMMITTEE ADJUSTMENT: 0
LAFAYETTE - 64