"Are you sure," he asked the raven-haired businesswoman that looked uncannily like Nicki Minaj, "that we should mention this?"
"Legally, it would probably be the best thing."
"OK, then, let me read it and see what you think," silver-haired Art said.
"The Patsy Ratings are for entertainment purposes only. Anyone who would read too far into to these would be foolish. It's also not an indicator of any individual recruits' worth. Many big Patsy Point recruits don't amount to a hill of Fava beans in the League, and other guys who didn't generate a single Patsy Point came out of nowhere to make all-Patriot League.
"And that's not to mention that in the Patriot League, it's really all about the diploma over everything else. Football gives you the opportunity to go to one of the best schools in the nation and compete against the best in Division I, FCS. If you made it this far, you're one of an elite group of kids, with an opportunity some only dream of. It's up to you what you make of that opportunity."
"Your victory is right around the corner. Never give up," she said.
Art looked at her quizzically.
"I mean, add that at the end there," she said. "That really makes it sound much better."